|Him:||No, I totally get it, don't dip your pen in the company ink. Or whatever the lesbian equivalent to that is.|
|Me:||Don't dip your silicone pen in the company ink.|
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
My cat is curled up asleep on her back, beside me…all comfy, fluffy and cute….
fuzzy butt pointed right at me…
and farting up a storm o_o
Abys have defensive farts. It’s terrifying.